This is Alexa ([info]gothbabe) wrote,
@ 2006-03-03 09:03:00
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All problems in life can be solved with...
1. Duct tape
2. WD40
3. Silicone
4. Swiss Army knife Gerber multi-tool
5. Isopropyl alcohol
6. Negotiation
7. A nice cup of tea

If you think something should be added to this list, state your justification below.


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[info]sciamachy
2006-03-03 09:30 am UTC (link)
4. Isopropyl alcohol
5. A flask of boiling water
Both useful for unjamming frozen locks.

6. C4
For if 4 and 5 don't work.

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[info]gothbabe
2006-03-03 09:41 am UTC (link)
Alcohol - makes sense. Added.

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[info]gothbabe
2006-03-03 09:41 am UTC (link)
yes, of course! how could i forget this. added!

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[info]strawberryfrog
2006-03-03 09:40 am UTC (link)
To quote a great man: "Send lawyers, guns and money. The shit has hit the fan." - Warren Zevon

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[info]gothbabe
2006-03-03 09:51 am UTC (link)
Hmm. I thought those things just tended to cause more problems ; )

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[info]strawberryfrog
2006-03-03 10:01 am UTC (link)
"Ah, lawyers, guns and money. The cause of, and the answer too, all of life's problems." :)

Which reminds me of the wisdom of another great man (Homer J. Simpson): Surely beer should be on that list? Isoproply alcohol doesn't count, it's rubbing alcohol, not drinking alcohol. Drinking alcohol is ethanol.

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[info]goth_twiglet
2006-03-03 10:49 am UTC (link)
Hammer.
Most things can be solved with a hammer.
Those that can't, can generally be beaten into submission with a hammer and then you feel better!

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[info]delomelas
2006-03-03 12:18 pm UTC (link)
"If your only tool is a hammer, all problems look like nails..."

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[info]arachne
2006-03-03 10:53 am UTC (link)
Explosives.

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[info]sciamachy
2006-03-03 02:58 pm UTC (link)
Already covered - got alcohol & then there's C4 if that don't work.

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[info]bencurthoys
2006-03-03 10:53 am UTC (link)
you also need a torch and an adjustable spanner.

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[info]goth_twiglet
2006-03-03 11:35 am UTC (link)
Yellow pages.
Then it's someone else's problem.

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[info]maxinemogadon
2006-03-03 11:51 am UTC (link)
Prayer.

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[info]hairyears
2006-03-03 12:16 pm UTC (link)
Repeated impact

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[info]gothbabe
2006-03-03 12:31 pm UTC (link)
why is everybody so into demolition as an answer?

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[info]djpsyche
2006-03-03 01:48 pm UTC (link)
Safety pins

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[info]poggs
2006-03-03 02:17 pm UTC (link)
Negotiation.

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[info]gothbabe
2006-03-03 02:42 pm UTC (link)
yes, I agree with this one!

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[info]sciamachy
2006-03-03 03:00 pm UTC (link)
Also: denial, anger, despair and acceptance.

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[info]indigo_violet
2006-03-03 05:15 pm UTC (link)
how about a nice cup of tea?

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[info]gothbabe
2006-03-06 10:38 am UTC (link)
Yes, I was thinking about this one actually on Friday. You beat me to posting it! I shall post it now

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[info]wintrmute
2006-03-03 05:51 pm UTC (link)
Swap the Swiss Army Knife out for a Gerber/Leatherman-style multi-tool.
Narrow-nosed pliars are essential for fixing so many things!

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[info]gothbabe
2006-03-06 10:38 am UTC (link)
do you have a picture you can show me?

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[info]wintrmute
2006-03-06 10:41 am UTC (link)
Hmm, have a look at these two links?

http://www.gerber-tools.com/
http://www.leatherman.com/products/tools/default.asp

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[info]gothbabe
2006-03-06 12:27 pm UTC (link)
yes, this looks more efficient than a swiss army knife. I will swap out the knife for this.

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[info]preachermuaddib
2006-03-04 12:35 am UTC (link)
Breasts

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[info]gothbabe
2006-03-06 10:37 am UTC (link)
Definitely a guy's perspective.

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[info]preachermuaddib
2006-03-06 12:25 pm UTC (link)
I'm waiting...

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[info]gothbabe
2006-03-06 12:29 pm UTC (link)
censored

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[info]preachermuaddib
2006-03-06 12:43 pm UTC (link)
you got msn btw?

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[info]madbird
2006-03-30 01:50 pm UTC (link)
beer, your best friends and communication devices (ie cellphones/computers/letter writing/phones etc.)

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